Aspiring Retiree Shirt – Future Goals Edition
Aspiring Retiree – Funny Work Life Shirt
Chasing dreams… slowly.
This shirt is for everyone who wakes up, does their best, and dreams of that golden hour: retirement. Whether you're twenty-five or fifty-five, this tee says what we’re all thinking—just trying to keep it together until we can clock out forever.
✨ Perfect for:
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Tired coworkers and coffee-fueled cubicle warriors
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Teachers counting down the school years
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Overworked parents and underpaid dreamers
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Birthday or “just because” gifts with a laugh
Details
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Soft, unisex fit with a relaxed vibe
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Minimalist typography with maximum truth
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A+ gift for office parties, teacher appreciation, or work besties
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Looks great with pajama pants and a financial freedom plan
Because early retirement is a lifestyle.
(Or at least a personality.)
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rooted & Wild
- Email: andrew-ufw-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Aspiring Retiree Shirt – Future Goals Edition Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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